Driving

Pardon our appearance, the site is a work in progress, but we are more than happy to provide many youngsters with IMPORTANT information regarding driving. We have a checklist to make sure that all students are ready to pass their roadtest in record time.

  1. Golf Cart Flipping

All students must be able to drive and successfully flip a golf cart before they take their road test. A golf course has many golf carts that Rick Craft and its site creators would be more than happy to rent for money dollars.


1 hour........ 80000 USD

2 hours.......100000 USD

For keepsies....500000 USD

2. Ways to crash but not burst into flames

Students must be able to master 50 different ways to crash a car, but must avoid fire at all costs. The fire section is more advanced and arson is a crime.

3. You have to drive better than this 6 year old

This kid cannot drive better than you because mister man is six years old and cocky as ****.


Be better.

4. Don't look like this when you *accidentally* set your car on fire

Before your big day (the road test!!!!) please make sure that you learn how to control when you set your car on fire. Learn from the crazy creepy lady on the Oprah Winfrey show and DO NOT LOOK LIKE HER. To extinguish flames after your firey car crash adhere to the fire codes of: Stop. Drop. and Roolllllllllll baby.

5. Know your fisics

Work = force x displacement: when you do a lot of work then your tires start to die so replace them


Fnet=ma: you need a bigger force to stop a train thats going across the tracks and gonna crush you.


Newton's 3rd Law: every action has an equal and opposite reaction. This means that if a fat truck is speeding down the highway and tramples a tiny little Prius then theres lots of force exerted and the Prius gets smushed like a little bug.


Doppler Effect: When the po po comes after you when they're moving toward you the frequency gets higher pitched.